Thursday, August 02, 2007

The Hilarity Continues

The new "Hawkish Dove" Barack Obama has left his nest and squawked out his intentions. Apparently stung by Mrs. Bill Clinton's comments which pointed out his naivete and lack of "gravitas", Obama outlined his new strategy for peace. This daring plan calls for the immediate withdrawal of US troops from Iraq and their reassignment as invaders of Pakistan.

Of course the left leaning NPR media embraced his remarks as "strong" and predicted that Mrs. Bill Clinton will have to say something similar as the Democrats are known to be weak on national defense. Being weak on national defense is one thing but the call for an invasion of an ally on the simple basis that that ally is not capable of controlling its own territory is something else and something quite new for the United States.

Further the children now in charge of the Democrat Party and the US Congress are playing romper room with the nation's ability to detect terror plots against the homeland and other places. The Bush administration has been begging for a FISA court procedural streamlining for months. The Democrats have been foot dragging at the behest of the ACLU, MoveOn.Org, and others whose whining complaints border on the ludicrous. Now, on the verge of their aptly named summer recess, the Democrat leadership is willing to work on passing the necessary changes. Work, not promise to change. The impetus for this course correction is the fear that an attack might occur during their recess period and the blame would fall on them for failing to make intelligence gathering and sharing less difficult.

There is a fly in the ointment though. The sticking point is Alberto Gonzales and his role as attorney general in obtaining future wiretap warrants. Apparently the caveat is the Mr. Gonzales may not do his constitutional job if the Democrats are to fix the existing system. The Kindergarten Cops of the Democrat Party are going to take their ball and go home if they can't have their way. These people can not be trusted to protect the nation.

The ultra (loony) left actually believe that if Islam should succeed in its goal of world domination they would be spared. This collection of infidels which includes adulterers, atheists, pedophiles, drunks, drug users, and the rest will be the first to go. There will be no love only convert or die.

Barack Obama now has no chance of being nominated as the Democrat Party presidential candidate. He had only a slim one to begin with. Charges of US racism have been leveled at the Republican electorate, but only Democrats can nominate for their party. Does this mean that if they fail to nominate Barack that Democrats are racists?


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Anonymous said...


My country is a nameless place
Not far from Lilliput,
We like to stuff beans in our face
And hear ourselves go toot.

Our leaders we select by vote,
And not just any dofus:
Whoever makes the loudest toot,
Him we elect to office.

One party´s manly with big dicks,
Storm troopers and invaders,
They stoop for dirt like tricky nix
And call themselves Crusaders.

The other party´s mostly wimps
With hardly even cunties,
Favoring those what loafs and limps
And call themselves the Shanties.

Every four years, or two, or so
Crusaders and the Shanties
Meet for a contest, and they blow
Like cousins, uncles, aunties.

Whoever makes the largest toot
Is who becomes our Leader,
Sustaining depth and breadth of note,
But mostly who is louder.

Remind you of some other place?
It´s not experimental,
The way to win and run a race
Nor yet coincidental.

Next time you go to Lilliput
Please stop one village over--
We welcome you to join our toot:
Who knows what you´ll discover!