tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20137201.post9172246568680855107..comments2023-10-16T10:53:12.155-04:00Comments on That's Outrageous: The Hilarity ContinuesJohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985407356808270474noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20137201.post-12304121433818290152007-10-13T12:56:00.000-04:002007-10-13T12:56:00.000-04:00GULLIBLE BY GULLIVERMy country is a nameless place...GULLIBLE BY GULLIVER<BR/><BR/>My country is a nameless place<BR/>Not far from Lilliput,<BR/>We like to stuff beans in our face<BR/>And hear ourselves go toot.<BR/><BR/>Our leaders we select by vote,<BR/>And not just any dofus:<BR/>Whoever makes the loudest toot,<BR/>Him we elect to office.<BR/><BR/>One party´s manly with big dicks,<BR/>Storm troopers and invaders,<BR/>They stoop for dirt like tricky nix<BR/>And call themselves Crusaders.<BR/><BR/>The other party´s mostly wimps<BR/>With hardly even cunties,<BR/>Favoring those what loafs and limps<BR/>And call themselves the Shanties.<BR/><BR/>Every four years, or two, or so<BR/>Crusaders and the Shanties<BR/>Meet for a contest, and they blow<BR/>Like cousins, uncles, aunties.<BR/><BR/>Whoever makes the largest toot<BR/>Is who becomes our Leader,<BR/>Sustaining depth and breadth of note,<BR/>But mostly who is louder.<BR/><BR/>Remind you of some other place?<BR/>It´s not experimental,<BR/>The way to win and run a race<BR/>Nor yet coincidental.<BR/><BR/>Next time you go to Lilliput<BR/>Please stop one village over--<BR/>We welcome you to join our toot:<BR/>Who knows what you´ll discover! <BR/><BR/>--i.m.smallAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com